Prudence and Madness

Why are most guys excited about threesomes? (And you know what threesome activity I’m referring to…)

The topic started when I told one of my male friends (via text) that I think Kaye Abad’s butt looks hot (though there’s a rumor that it was an implant). Then he said, “What would Mike say about a threesome with Kaye Abad? Probably, ‘Yahoo!’” Hahaha, no way, I replied.

Then I decided to ask a few of my male friends what they think of threesomes. Here are some answers:

“Kasi it makes us more macho in fulfilling for sex dahil dalawa ka-sex namin at pumayag silang pagsabayin.”

“Wrong person to ask, can’t answer your question. I prefer one on one action.”

“Kasi, we like variety. Tsaka para may ginagawa ang kamay habang gumagawa ang baba. Hahaha.”

That is about the sum of it. Hmmm…so it seems 2 out of 3 straight men that I know think threesome sex is hot. But with a further qualification: two girls and only one guy. Not the other way around. No alpha male would suffer the close proximity of another alpha male, I guess, especially in bed, with a potential female mate. Unless, of course, that alpha male is bisexual.

How about some more opinions on this matter?

The funny thing with studying Psychiatry, with its almost perpetual line-up of diagnostic criteria of different mood and thought disorders and endless lists of terminologies, is that, when you find yourself so totally immersed in the subject, you’d realize that you can almost “classify” almost everybody in your wide circle of friends and acquaintances into any of the disorders. You’d realize that you’ve been friends with a hypochondriac, a homophobe, a histrionic, sex-crazed woman, a schizophrenic, narcissistic guy, and, of course, lots of depressed individuals.

But I won’t tell who those people are here! Or else, I’d get my butt kicked!

Suffice to say, I’ve been enjoying reading my psychiatry book eversince medical school because the worlds in it are almost familiar. Hahaha.